WritersBlock's Banner

WritersBlock

Gear Reviews Favorites Art Audio Flash News Main
WritersBlock

Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Perth, Australia
Job: Register Operator

I'm a musician and a writer. I'm a discoverer of knowledge, ever growing, ever learning, experiencing and embracing what I percieve to be life.

Contact Info

Send a Private Message (PM)

AIM: WritersBlockNG

Website: STC Literature

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
1/8/07
Level: 13
Aura: Dark

Rank: Portal Security
Blams: 180
Saves: 280
Rank #: 18,198

Whistle Status: Silver

Exp. Points: 1,650 / 1,880
Exp. Rank #: 20,116
Voting Pow.: 5.48 votes

BBS Posts: 4,077 (3.72 per day)
Flash Reviews: 79
Music Reviews: 265
Trophies: 3
Stickers: 0

Entry #67

Newer Older

Jump to Entry: [ 1…33…65 | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69…99…130 ]

WritersBlock

Ford,

Posted by WritersBlock Nov. 29, 2008 @ 5:54 AM EST

I think I'm a sofa.

Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

28 Comments

Nov. 29, 2008 | 6:17 AM SBB says:

TWO COWS WERE SITTING IN A TREE, BOTH OF THEM KNITTING A FORD

THEN A MOOSE FLEW BY, BUT HE HADN'T SEEN A TRACTOR EITHER

Nov. 29, 2008 | 7:21 AM WritersBlock responds:

MY MIRROR TOLD ME THAT HE THOUGHT I HAD EATEN A LLAMA, BUT I TOLD HIM THAT IT TOOK TOO MANY ROOSTERS TO READ THE ENCYCLOPAEDIA

Nov. 29, 2008 | 6:21 AM Nuttro says:

I think I'm a Lima Bean

Nov. 29, 2008 | 7:21 AM WritersBlock responds:

Don't vote for stupid.

Nov. 29, 2008 | 12:28 PM SBB says:

YOU SHALL NOT ALLOW A COIN TO WEAR AN OUTBOARD BOAT MOTOR

Nov. 29, 2008 | 7:21 PM WritersBlock responds:

A CAR MADE OUT OF CHEESE IS STILL CAPABLE OF LAYING EGGS

Nov. 29, 2008 | 6:52 PM Mizox says:

hello mister Prefect

...

a musician who has alot of modern rock CDs and says he can't compose rock? no problem

...

CHEVROLET!

I think I'm a Chesterfield

Nov. 29, 2008 | 7:23 PM WritersBlock responds:

I can compose rock, but it's not my forte.

Who is Chevrolet?

Nov. 29, 2008 | 6:55 PM Mizox says:

wait, what gender are you really?

...

inhabitants of plural sectors are not recommended to use the teleporters, as they have an excessively high rate of death

Nov. 29, 2008 | 7:24 PM WritersBlock responds:

Ohmigod. You didn't just say that, did you?

Since you picked up on the fact that I am from ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, I would have expected you to understand the point of this blog.

Nov. 29, 2008 | 8:11 PM Mizox says:

sorry Shane, I forgot who you were for a second

yes, I know you're referring to Ford Prefect, the Chesterfield sofa which they used to get from ancient earth to just before doomsday, etc. but you forgot to reference the guy who Arthur Dent keeps killing by accident

Nov. 29, 2008 | 8:30 PM WritersBlock responds:

Ok, I'm with you now. ^_^
Who's this guy who Arthur Dent keeps killing by accident? Doesn't ring a bell.

Nov. 29, 2008 | 8:12 PM Mizox says:

chevrolet is a sub company of general motors and the major competitor to the Ford Motor company

...

do you draw at all?

Nov. 29, 2008 | 8:31 PM WritersBlock responds:

Yeah, I know Chevrolet, I was just going with the fact that when I said "Ford" I wasn't referring to a car company, but the person, so Chevrolet too must be a person.

Nov. 29, 2008 | 9:31 PM SBB says:

BUT CAN YOU SPREAD TOENAILS THROUGH A JAM JAR?

Nov. 30, 2008 | 5:29 AM WritersBlock responds:

CAN YOU SPREAD JAMNAILS THROUGH A TOE JAR?

Nov. 29, 2008 | 10:29 PM Mizox says:

I don't remember the guy's name, he was in Life, the Universe, and Everything, and every time he reincarnates he gets killed by Arthur, so he's pretty pissed off, good thing he let slip to Arthur that he cannot die until he gets to Stavromula Beta

Nov. 30, 2008 | 5:29 AM WritersBlock responds:

I haven't read the books. I should, but I've only seen the movie.
Magrathea!

Nov. 30, 2008 | 12:16 AM Mizox says:

improbability drive versus bistromathic drive

Nov. 30, 2008 | 5:30 AM WritersBlock responds:

It's not impossible, just very, very improbable.

Nov. 30, 2008 | 9:15 AM SBB says:

IT'S LIKE REINFORCING THE SKIES OF PLECTRUMS

Dec. 1, 2008 | 3:16 AM WritersBlock responds:

MY TOASTER BUILT A HUMAN OUT OF TATTOOES TODAY

Nov. 30, 2008 | 6:27 PM Mizox says:

would you rather have the Iron Man Mk III suit or the Iron Monger suit?

Dec. 1, 2008 | 3:19 AM WritersBlock responds:

I haven't seen Iron Man yet. :3

Nov. 30, 2008 | 10:47 PM Mizox says:

INCOMING SPERM WHALE!

Dec. 1, 2008 | 3:17 AM WritersBlock responds:

BRB GONE TO TATOOINE

Dec. 1, 2008 | 4:19 AM Night-Mare says:

SHANE FOR MOD 09'

Dec. 1, 2008 | 4:27 AM WritersBlock responds:

Yeah, I should totally be mod. <3

Dec. 1, 2008 | 5:04 PM Whirlguy says:

I've been staring at this blog for some days now, trying to find out what the fuck it is about, hehe.

Dec. 1, 2008 | 7:49 PM WritersBlock responds:

Lol. Google might help. ;D

Dec. 1, 2008 | 9:23 PM Whirlguy says:

Google has been a very bad boy ):

Dec. 1, 2008 | 11:57 PM WritersBlock responds:

Ford is a person.

Dec. 2, 2008 | 12:10 AM Quarl says:

Hey... who cares if your a sofa? It's not what's on the outside that matters. It's the soft foam core center that conforms to the ridges of the person siting on you that matters.

Dec. 2, 2008 | 12:20 AM WritersBlock responds:

I'm a sofa made of bricks. No one would want to sit on me... :'(

Dec. 2, 2008 | 6:08 AM Whirlguy says:

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? :P
*Gives google a cookie*

Dec. 2, 2008 | 6:20 AM WritersBlock responds:

Ahh, we got there!
Now watch that film.

Dec. 2, 2008 | 3:51 PM Quarl says:

Bricks eh? We'll... tough shit. Can't help you there pal.

Dec. 2, 2008 | 6:03 PM WritersBlock responds:

Well at least you know I won't break.

Dec. 3, 2008 | 3:35 AM PrivateJoker92 says:

Holden, I think I'm a recliner.

Dec. 3, 2008 | 11:56 PM Panzer-Wolf says:

Userpic is amazing.

Dec. 4, 2008 | 12:29 AM WritersBlock responds:

Seven legs

Dec. 4, 2008 | 12:22 AM xTOXICxEMPIRE says:

Hey, what the hell?
Isn't that weird that me and you both own brown refrigerator testicles?

Well done. Also, burgundy. Very, very green indeed.

Dec. 4, 2008 | 12:31 AM WritersBlock responds:

Yes, it's completely nuts.

Dec. 4, 2008 | 8:08 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

the next election should the person who can win mortal kombat!

Dec. 4, 2008 | 9:22 PM WritersBlock responds:

No! Monopoly.

Dec. 4, 2008 | 9:30 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

how can you win at monopoly!?
there is no freaking way!

Dec. 4, 2008 | 10:29 PM WritersBlock responds:

I beat Fyndir out of sheer luck, then he beat me. :'(

Dec. 4, 2008 | 10:17 PM Karco says:

I wish I could review this new Trance song of yours, I'm way too busy though. D: Just leaving a note here, I'm definitely going to try to get to it soon enough.

Dec. 4, 2008 | 10:29 PM WritersBlock responds:

Awesome, man! Can't wait for you to rape it senseless. :D

Dec. 5, 2008 | 12:51 PM Mich says:

The inner child of my pencil thinks the atoms of my speakers are vibrating violently.

Dec. 5, 2008 | 7:38 PM WritersBlock responds:

I swing a midget by the ears in the hope that I will unlock the secrets of time travel.

Dec. 5, 2008 | 12:52 PM Mich says:

Also, I own more than one screwdriver.

Dec. 5, 2008 | 5:35 PM Mizox says:

slime girls have absorbed my brain, how do I make them give it back?

Dec. 5, 2008 | 7:39 PM WritersBlock responds:

You insert both keys into the machine whilst chanting the secret ancient spell.

Newer Older

Jump to Entry: [ 1…33…65 | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69…99…130 ]