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Ford,

Posted by WritersBlock - November 29th, 2008


I think I'm a sofa.


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TWO COWS WERE SITTING IN A TREE, BOTH OF THEM KNITTING A FORD

THEN A MOOSE FLEW BY, BUT HE HADN'T SEEN A TRACTOR EITHER

MY MIRROR TOLD ME THAT HE THOUGHT I HAD EATEN A LLAMA, BUT I TOLD HIM THAT IT TOOK TOO MANY ROOSTERS TO READ THE ENCYCLOPAEDIA

I think I'm a Lima Bean

Don't vote for stupid.

YOU SHALL NOT ALLOW A COIN TO WEAR AN OUTBOARD BOAT MOTOR

A CAR MADE OUT OF CHEESE IS STILL CAPABLE OF LAYING EGGS

hello mister Prefect

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a musician who has alot of modern rock CDs and says he can't compose rock? no problem

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CHEVROLET!

I think I'm a Chesterfield

I can compose rock, but it's not my forte.

Who is Chevrolet?

wait, what gender are you really?

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inhabitants of plural sectors are not recommended to use the teleporters, as they have an excessively high rate of death

Ohmigod. You didn't just say that, did you?

Since you picked up on the fact that I am from ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, I would have expected you to understand the point of this blog.

sorry Shane, I forgot who you were for a second

yes, I know you're referring to Ford Prefect, the Chesterfield sofa which they used to get from ancient earth to just before doomsday, etc. but you forgot to reference the guy who Arthur Dent keeps killing by accident

Ok, I'm with you now. ^_^
Who's this guy who Arthur Dent keeps killing by accident? Doesn't ring a bell.

chevrolet is a sub company of general motors and the major competitor to the Ford Motor company

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do you draw at all?

Yeah, I know Chevrolet, I was just going with the fact that when I said "Ford" I wasn't referring to a car company, but the person, so Chevrolet too must be a person.

BUT CAN YOU SPREAD TOENAILS THROUGH A JAM JAR?

CAN YOU SPREAD JAMNAILS THROUGH A TOE JAR?

I don't remember the guy's name, he was in Life, the Universe, and Everything, and every time he reincarnates he gets killed by Arthur, so he's pretty pissed off, good thing he let slip to Arthur that he cannot die until he gets to Stavromula Beta

I haven't read the books. I should, but I've only seen the movie.
Magrathea!

improbability drive versus bistromathic drive

It's not impossible, just very, very improbable.

IT'S LIKE REINFORCING THE SKIES OF PLECTRUMS

MY TOASTER BUILT A HUMAN OUT OF TATTOOES TODAY

would you rather have the Iron Man Mk III suit or the Iron Monger suit?

I haven't seen Iron Man yet. :3

INCOMING SPERM WHALE!

BRB GONE TO TATOOINE

SHANE FOR MOD 09'

Yeah, I should totally be mod. <3

I've been staring at this blog for some days now, trying to find out what the fuck it is about, hehe.

Lol. Google might help. ;D

Google has been a very bad boy ):

Ford is a person.

Hey... who cares if your a sofa? It's not what's on the outside that matters. It's the soft foam core center that conforms to the ridges of the person siting on you that matters.

I'm a sofa made of bricks. No one would want to sit on me... :'(

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? :P
*Gives google a cookie*

Ahh, we got there!
Now watch that film.

Bricks eh? We'll... tough shit. Can't help you there pal.

Well at least you know I won't break.

Holden, I think I'm a recliner.

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