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Shane Cartledge @WritersBlock

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Perth, Australia

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22 ONLY? that, like..... 2%

WE CAN ARRANGE FOR THOSE STATISTICS TO INCREASE

ah man
I watched that one
it was great
I prefer the mock of the Newzealand ad
we should invade New Zealand! :D
100% ours for the taking
you know what I am talking about?

<a href="http://www.invadenewzealand.com/">http://www.invadenewzealand.com/</a>
it takes awhile to load and has no pause button

Lol, that was good one. I like the anti-tourism Australia one is better though, because there's that element of truth to it. It's harder to believe that Australia would invade New Zealand. Even if we said: "hey New Zealand, we gunna invaed joo cuz u gots flite uv teh conkords and we wunt 2 claem dem 4 our pwn!"

+1 originality for using the term "pwn" outside of the usual ownage meaning.
-1 originality for allocating originality points to myself.

And we're back at square one...

that is why it is better to say that we get a day off in memory of invading new zealand
sounds good enough for me

National Invading New Zealand day?
It could catch on.

oh how it will
it will sell like hotcakes!
then throw a free sausage sizzle and a free beer
we'll make millions!
hang on a sec
it is all free though
...crap!

WritersBlock sez: Free stuff sells VERY well.

ah erxcellent point
all we need to find out now is how do you make a profit....

I think we should sell a house, how about yours? :D

don't own one
how 'bout you?

I own twelve. I suppose I could sell some of them, but then there's the problem of where the dolls will live...

they'll live in a cardboard box! where else?

Yeah, and then they'll be shut away with masking tape and soved into the very back corner of the very top shelf, never to be seen again. Let's do that to you, see how you'd like it. >:'(

*sniff* Cardboard box... The nerve!

it is better than a garbage bag
ok ok ok....
how about...
a wooden box?

Are there any furnishings in this box? If not, is there room for that to be arranged.
DIY Dollhouse, lol. Sounds like a new TV series for channel WIN (and by WIN I mean FAIL hur hur).

ah yes....
channel nine....
they are trying to bring back big brother
I need a squad of 20 choppers and playing "the ride of the valkyries" overhead
and lead a squadron of SAS to stop this calamity

BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT BIG BROTHER IS SHIT
Um... yeah. Sucks ballz.

damn straight
that is why we need chopper and a group of SAS to stop it before it starts!
would you like to join the cause?

Yes, I think it's a very worthy cause.