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Shane Cartledge @WritersBlock

Age 33, Male

Curtin Uni

Perth, Australia

Joined on 1/8/07

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Userpic is amazing.

Seven legs

Hey, what the hell?
Isn't that weird that me and you both own brown refrigerator testicles?

Well done. Also, burgundy. Very, very green indeed.

Yes, it's completely nuts.

the next election should the person who can win mortal kombat!

No! Monopoly.

how can you win at monopoly!?
there is no freaking way!

I beat Fyndir out of sheer luck, then he beat me. :'(

I wish I could review this new Trance song of yours, I'm way too busy though. D: Just leaving a note here, I'm definitely going to try to get to it soon enough.

Awesome, man! Can't wait for you to rape it senseless. :D

The inner child of my pencil thinks the atoms of my speakers are vibrating violently.

I swing a midget by the ears in the hope that I will unlock the secrets of time travel.

Also, I own more than one screwdriver.

slime girls have absorbed my brain, how do I make them give it back?

You insert both keys into the machine whilst chanting the secret ancient spell.